happy holidays to my sexy little email community!!!!!! wow i love y’all ok something is going on with me in which i cannot shit normal— is this a good way to open my last newsletter of the year? YES! sorry i didn’t write last week I was road tripping down to texas to see my fam and lost T of T (track of time) then i posted online and was like “no email this week but nxt week will be sPECial” and now im like…okay how do i make this special vibes?? it is hard to be creative when I’m home because my default mode here is like bread + cheese = goals…u feel me?
I’m in houston where i grew up (rAnDom but houston actually is cool now bc of restaurants) it is humid and warm and I have unbuttoned the top button of my jeans so as to breathe a full breath for once Xo they are doing construction on the house next door and it is going bang bang bang outside my window…i am marching to the beat of my parent’s neighbors’ renovations YES iconic. ok …if u can’t tell…. the past 2 weeks have felt very manic and rushed…I’m on a hometown bender aka eating margaritas near my family members at all hours of the day…the moon did something on the 21st but now its like….ok i feel the same? don’t love that. am I excited for the bleak ass month of january? no but i am excited to get absolutely injected with The Vaccine so I can have a meltdown in PUBLIC for once! I have not yet fully processed what i am thinking today….maybe writing my erotic tiny email will help me unpack my beautiful and busty brain…
when I was growing up my mom would always say “merry christmas” to everyone even after the 25th. we’d be at the grocery store on the 29th and she’d be like “merry christmas” to the cashier and I would be mortified “christmas is OVER MOM!!!” she was like ok…it’s a season though…and i was like…ok I’m going to be a bitch for a few more years and then nice to you and then a bitch again and then kind of switch on and off being nice and mean to u whenever i feel like it for truly no reason at all until probably I have children??? which i DO want by the way (will give me good material) though if I have a girl it’s like……..good luck sweetieee!! being girl is….hard. god i am tired from doing so little. my jeans hurt. okAY. im not in a rush to have kids obviously- i do not know what a w9 or even 2 is and cant walk in heels under most circumstances.
I’m 29…..its 2020. this was the year I a) found out carrie underwood has an athleisure collection b) watched seasons 2, 4, 5, 6 of Love Island. it was also the worst year of my life…unique much? ok wait i have to pause for a sec and come back to this because my dad is taking me to the jewelry shoppe so i can exchange the gift he got me for xmas LMAOooo exchanging a gift is my whole personality. btw i am half jewish but we do xmas bc my mom is catholic and obsessed w calling it “mass” instead of “church”
be literally right back
ok im back when my boyfriend is nice to my parents im like ok i feel pregnant…. can a medical doctor unpack this? I ended up exchanging 2 gifts for one nicer gift. I think I’m likeable because at least I know when I am being horrible.
i literallly wanna keep talking to y’all but i need to write some poems so I can salvage whatever brain cells i have left in this life
sometimes people are like “you’re so honest and open!” and I’m like “I’m lazy and love attention!” but c’est la vie. is 2021 the year I learn french? DON’T talk down to me!
I’m an ENFJ and enneagram type 4— what are y’all? and do you like that for me?
baby’s last poems of 2020
home poem #1
I’m wearing romantic clothing
and grabbing cheese from the fridge
I’m wondering why I ever wanted to be smaller
and loving the taste of dill
sometimes I get so wonderful
I let my phone diehome poem #2
it’s december and gift is a verb
I’m walking by my parent’s house
and listening to a podcast about academics
who traveled back in time
through marie antoinette’s memories
the host says if you think about it
it makes sensexmas poem for dumb sluts
randomly flour is in so many foods
mac and cheese okay why not
I want boots so high they go up
and over my head it’s so dark
in here goodnight xoxo2020
monogram my gifts like you love me
if everyone liked my work it would be so
gauche there’s a place in greenpoint
that sells a tea for every ailment
I ask the owner if she has ever felt bad
should we get drinks later or should I take a long hard look at what I want from this one life2021
I’m going to kiss you today and on new years eve
I’m going to learn how to run on all fours like our new puppy
my brother just came into the kitchen
and asked if we want to watch TV with him
sometimes there is nothing to fuss about
ok I decided this edition actually is special because I’m including a life-altering music video for my hit new song “romantic love” that i wrote about my parents new puppy. he is perfect of course. his name is Neo because my dad loves the matrix lol. you can follow him on insta here :) thanks to angel Woody Thomas for turning my insta story song into a track <3
ok I think that is gonna be literally that…but wait before I go…a few erotic images:
AND my 2020 FAVES!!!
2020 stats
my fave movie: ex machina from 2014 lol i had never seen it and it was creepy/sexy (best combo)
my fave TV show: LOVE ISLAND luv!!!
my fave person: my boyfriend brian i love him!
my fave song for sad: Phoebe Bridgers - Kyoto (Copycat Killer Version)
my fave song for happy: Kelly Rowland - Crazy
my fave food: Marcella Hazan’s Bolognese Sauce
my fave book: Bad Behavior by Mary Gaitskill (1988)
my fave drink: alcoholALSO !!!
Over the last few months we raised $2950 for The Loveland Foundation AND I’m so excited to share that in 2020, My Sexy Little Email raised $11,357 !!! for The Loveland Foundation, an organization that helps fund therapy for Black women & girls.
Thank you all for your support these past few months and for giving me this nice creative outlet when I was so depressed I stopped liking the taste of piña coladas. Can you imagine??? If y’all have any thoughts on how to improve MSLE or things you’d like to see in the newsletter, feel free to comment here! Love you all. Enjoy the rest of your holiday & stay tuned for what 2021 will bring for My Sexy Little Email XO
Love,
Catherine
I loved this letter and I appreciate you and your art so much :) ps: Im a type 4 and INFJ which is like ENFJ but home at the weekend vibes <3
i truly look forward to this every week. u r a gift