happy new year vibes???? okay hello to my sweet sweet Sexy Little Emailers. I’ve made the SEXecutive decision to start sending this on Tuesdays instead of Mondays because if we (as a community) can all be honest with each other I was rarely sending them out on time anyways!!! I have been feeling extremely sluggish and lazy since hmm december 15 so I apologize for the frail and delayed content, but don’t worry i KNOW 2021 is the year I STOP procrastinating and never feel the bad emotion sadness ever again!!! so where do we start? WELL, I’m home in houston and was just yelled at by my adult father because I did not put away the groceries like I was told to! I really was going to I promise but then I got cold was like ok it is literally BATH O’CLOCK ASAP! so i took a hot bath, starting watching a filme where a pretty hot australian guy tells you why sugar is quickly killing you and THEN remembered I was supposed to put away the groceries! life is for the living!!!
My new years eve was uneventful which is why I picked a fight with my hot and kind boyfriend at 11:53pm like the good lord intended. a new years eve kiss mid-fight you legally HAVE to love it! I also made my whole family do shrooms LOLOL but just a mild dose…no one rly felt much and my mom didn’t do them because she didn’t want to. so anyways I picked a fight about literally nothing and woke up on jan 1 hungover feeling guilty and like wondering if things ever change……it has been difficult seeing everyone post online like ByE 2020 u cRAzy BiTch even tho literally nothing has changed and actually things are worse than ever. pls pls stay inside and be kind and wear masks and be gentle !!!
ok enough moping from citty cat coco I do have something fun to share which is this iconic bracket of taylor songs… here’s a blank one so u can play too. thanks to my perfect friend amy solomon for sending to me!!!
my final ones were Wildest Dreams, Teardrops on My Guitar, Cruel Summer, Blank Space, Forever & Always, Delicate, Look What You Made Me Do, and The 1, which means the winner randomly is Wildest Dreams or Blank Space??? i cant decide …what do u think? am I just thinking blank space bc im looking at the bracket thinking like “those are a lot of blank spaces??” idk!
LASTLY,
I tried to write poems this week but got tired and sadly did this instead mere minutes ago …
u dont have to watch that
ANYWAYS, BEEP BEEP BIZNESS BITCH ALERT:
my podcast Seek Treatment that I co-host with America’s Funniest Person Pat Regan comes back at the end of the month! you can subscribe and listen to our new teaser ep here: https://www.seektreatmentpodcast.com/
my book God I Feel Modern Tonight comes out in less than a month! you can pre-order here: https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/659738/god-i-feel-modern-tonight-by-catherine-cohen/
thank you for reading and being !!! love love love
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