welcome to my sexy little email!!! it’s 6:52pm on a monday and I’m naked in bed in the dark thinking about my favorite smell (fire when it is cold out). today I did a workout class online where you kind of just get on all fours (hot) and lift your leg up until it hurts, then I wrote a poem. is this a blog? no one knows! love ya XO
monday poem #1
I’m reading a self-help PDF in bed &
wondering if I’ll be the first person in human history
to make a headache go away by drinking
actually more wine.
this afternoon the power went out
and my therapist asked why I think it’s important
to cum a lot during sex
I said because it feels good
and everything else
is so bad
haven’t you noticed?
when people spell it “come”
instead of “cum”
that is so crazy to me.
last weekend I started painting
as a cry for help
and when I bent down to pick up a brush
the easel fell on my head.
I shouldn’t complain,
there is so much that I love—
seltzer, burrata,
porn if you say the girl looks like me, dill.
every few weeks I get a migraine
(for attention)
sometimes when it rains
sometimes when the sun comes out
can you tell I felt creative 3 hours ago?
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thank u for reading the first edition of my sexy little email. here is a painting I did of my famous dog. it really did fall on my head, which is why i finished it while sitting next to the toilet on the bathroom floor while drinking a canned rosé cider (stars they r just like us):
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love u all. I hope u feel like the world is possible today and if not, know that everyone else is also in their house feeling like a teen with an unrequited crush. stay beautiful baby!!! XO
drop the self help PDF 💛
Second that u shld drop the self help pdf!!!!!!!!!!!! I need HELP