my darling Sexy Little Emailers…i know, i know…I haven’t written in 10 million years but when the world opened back up my body remembered herself and my mind slept for six weeks!!!!!! I got a fabulous cold (not covid, just a vintage common cold moment) and took to sleeping, drinking broths (I’m addicted to the pho from lucy’s in bushwick), and watching Formula 1: Drive to Survive on Netflix (LONG STORY but it’s basically real housewives for boys) plus love island season 7 (i JUST got to casa amour, no spoilers PLZZZ- I LOVE liberty and HATE jake!!!) to heal, then I got back on stage so much that I began to love being alive again!
I’ve missed you all so much but haven’t been able to sit still long enough to have an interesting idea. then last week I went to colorado, saw a mountain, found god and am READY to rock and roll with you again <3
PLUS I am so so thrilled to say I’ve been doing My Sexy Little Email for one calendar year and we’ve raised…..
$16,722 for The Loveland Foundation
The Loveland Foundation is an amazing organization that helps fund therapy for Black women & girls. I can’t thank you all enough for your support. here’s to the next year <3
and of course, before I go, here’s a few poems I wrote yesterday on the plane after I had a gin & tonic at the airport and fell in love with the whole world again — this is a healthy way to live! XOXO
AT THE BARS
we’re back to wanting all the normal things
running late for coffee
avoiding people who say they love to travel
who doesn’t? I want to spend a million dollars
I forgot I liked people at all
it rains & then it stops & then it rains & it stops
I’m just waiting for a dove commercial to tell me how to feel about my bodyON GROWTH
I can’t think of any wonderful woman
who isn’t easy to hate
at dinner the mosquitoes descend
we all decide what to like & then we like it a lot
I pay $48 for a dance related workout
I listen to that purple mountains song on repeat
where do you stand on motherhood?
I have five years to decide, a little more than college to decide
if I’m gonna do what someone did for me
turning 30 is so much better than the alternativeI’M SORRY
but there should be whole museums for the way you
grab my ass when you’re half asleep.
on the airport shuttle to denver I google
sexism & listen to a podcast about severed limbs
I please who I can please & order socks on amazon
don’t pretend your way back into my life
around june bike shorts become clothes
politics remain magazine gossip for the boring
I had a dream I drove a porsche into a bog
you don’t know that an alarm clock won’t change my life!!!UPDATE
my order is running late
but they are doing everything they can
to get it to me ASAP
I’m reading the new sally rooney excerpt
& crying simply because I’m 29
the porn newsletter I subscribed to
last week just suggested
a video of a cartoon girl
getting fucked by a ghost’s tongue
only in new york!HAPPY HOUR
it’s summer in Manhattan & I’d rather be drunk than
online. I’m sitting across from you at rosemary’s
sucking gin from a ribbon
of cucumber. you mean getting what I want
won’t make me happy? promise?
I’m trying we’re talking
psychics & skincare
American success
I’m on too many medicines
was the weather always like this?SUMMER LOVE
I love recommending creams to my friends
ampersands & block parties &
the insistence that I should soon be asked to plus size model
strangers fall in love across the internet
curly haired women journal at the cafe
of course I romanticize old movies
that doesn’t mean I can sit through a single one
ANYWAYS, HAPPY LEO SEASON— i hope you’re all thriving and loving life. I’d love to see you at a show soon— I'm back at Club Cumming in the east village every Wednesday doing my slutty little songs with a variety of gorgeous guests, Pat & I have been doing Seek Treatment LIVE shows at the bell house and I’m even going to do my award-winning (someone had to say it) show The Twist? She’s Gorgeous for the first time in 1.5 years in august. everything is sold out right now (u HAVE to love it!!!) but I promise my sexy little email family will know as SOON as new tix are released— stay tuned for updates on my insta hehe
P.S. I can’t stop listening to THIS SONG. Japanese Breakfast is sooo good and the video? CHRISSY MOLTISANTI come on !!!
that’s all for now, thank you again for your continued support ! As always, this newsletter is free, but if you subscribe, 100% of proceeds go towards The Loveland Foundation, which helps fund therapy for Black women and girls.
“but there should be whole museums for the way you
grab my ass when you’re half asleep.” It doesn’t get more romantic than this, also can we get the link to the “woman gets fucked by a ghost” video? Thank you