birthday mode

happy happy !!

Aug 11

63

2

July 2025

opening night !

nerves = energy = excitement

Jul 31

28

6

thinking about scheana shay in tuscany

& other dispatches from vacation

Jul 11

26

people feel comfortable wearing the most upsetting things at the airport <3

& other musings from newark

Jul 1

50

6

June 2025

if I were on love island...

pubes & cellulite would abound!

Jun 20

24

4

I <3 New York

new poems about fertility, beer cheese and the past

Jun 11

29

9

Take ur top off !

titty poems & poolside thoughts

Jun 4

63

4

May 2025

Love is almost in the air...

thoughts on jojo siwa, chris hughes, and walking the red carpet

May 28

24

6

which vitamins will save me??

& other musings from my Los Angeles trip...

May 22

49

5

I’ve made a terrible mistake

new poems on lisa vanderpump and being a West Village Girl

May 14

28

5

I wasn't INVITED

plus new poems & my astrological chart

May 7

33

3

April 2025

RECOGNIZE ME

plus new poems for the modern age

Apr 30

86

14